I had a cold recently. That’s not why I love the internet. It’s because Googling “how to + [insert thing you want to do]” will teach you how to do almost anything.

Like unblock a stuffy nose, for example:

Try slowly sipping hot water or tea with a bit of lemon in it, keeping your nose close to the cup.

Thanks, WikiHow. I discovered that it’s really nice to close your eyes, breathe in the steam from the tea, and count to five. Then breathe out slowly. Go on, try it.