Should we play an awkward name game? Hi, my name’s Elizabeth, and my favourite type of pizza is Hawaiian. Classic but controversial, I know. Once I went to a kinda fancy pizza place and they didn’t serve Hawaiian pizza. They offered a ‘Queenslander’ instead, with fresh pineapple, speck and oozy cheese. Delicious, but I’m not sure the name change was necessary.

I have promised myself that this will not be a food blog, but this is an important question. Pineapple on pizza: yes or no?